04:41

hello bandicoot.

i decided to pass you some advice, iterate a few murphisms, and say a couple prayers.
here:

1. may you never have a cold bad enough that it will not let you sleep.
2. never, ever, hell ever, undermine monkey-cap power. if possible, worship it as frequently as you can.
3. miss the lemon when it's missing.
4. miss the tea leaves even more.
5. if monkey-cap goes missing, use sweatshirt sleeves to cover ears.
6. when watchman comes by for last beat, make sure you're not unlocking gate then.
7. jubiliate when you find half lemon and one last teabag.
8. may you never dream of lizards doing synchro-skittling across wall.
9. sulemani chai must have lots of sugar, and must NOT go cold.
10. vicks is man's best friend. not some naayi.
11. in fact, these naayi creatures have scuffles just when you're about to sleep.
12. you will sleep only at daytime, when you have a potential social life.
13. you will make a list of must-dos and must-buys, and leave it godknowswhere.

14. never underestimate stupidity.
15. particularly your own.

*falls asleep on keyboard*