So, okay

I am given to being
stupid and saying
silly fings, but meaning
not a thing.

I say them with no spite
i get nothing right
and you like me despite
when you should actually slap me tight.

I suck at poetry
I just can't rhyme
But now it sets me free
for twas my fault this time.

I just wrote in
to say somethin',
S it starts with
Y it ends with.

'Sexy' you might think,
but that's not it;
I am not one to hoodwink,
(Go call me a twit)

Okay,
think of this as a bouquet,
with a note popping out which
just says, 'Sorry ya, bitch'.